Monday, February 2

One-sided conversation I had with my father:

“Girls need examples from men in their lives and one of the examples I am talking about is you. These examples are what they learn from for future relationships with men. Constantly teasing a pre-teen is destructive to their confidence level. I don’t care if Suzanna irritates you. She irritates you because she is a lot like you. She has two sides: irritating and extremely sweet. You are the adult, now act like one and be an example of more sweet and less crotchety old man. That’s funny how crotchety old men and pre-teen behaviors are perfectly in-line with each other like parallel universes. I’m ready to pull the car over and make both of you walk home.”

Pre-teen reply from backseat brother, “Be a solution – not a constipation!”

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